Japan is the home of games that make no sense, and this latest game, PSP titleGachitora, has to take the cake as one of the most senseless. A prime example is the game’s battle system, which they call the Soul Nude Battle system.

This system is not really for fighting enemies. Instead, main character Torao Kaji fights the inner demons of his students. Students’ inner bad are attacked with “soul words” that are aimed at the walls around their hearts. Aww!Andriasangsays that with a successful bout of attacks, the student’s soul will be revealed, leaving them naked. Well, naked with well-placed light beams that cover all the goodies.

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For laughs, check out the image gallery below. Be sure to view the pictures in order. You’ll see that Torao casts out a light beamy tiger that tackles the girl and makes her naked. So classy!

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