WARMART

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare,which we definitely previewed here, yep, it all checks out, will be available to purchase one day inadvancedatWarfare, uh, I mean Walmart. Close, close.

Select stores will have tournaments and all the hullabaloo you’d expect for an earlyCall of Duty: Advanced Warfarerelease atWalmart. Jesus. I have never been in or even seen a Walmart and I am going to keep it that way.

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Walmart is also now selling “certified pre-owned games,” muscling in on that Gamestop turf as more and more people presumably buy games digitally.

Oh, also, “[g]amers will have access to an in-game exclusive exoskeleton with the purchase of Mountain Dew or Diet Mountain Dew 24-packs and specially-marked Doritos products.” Please take a mallet and firmly tap knitting needles into my ears.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

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Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.